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Dumpster man distributing $18.5 Million. Want it?

It’s 2022. We’re in Bizzaro world.

Broke dumpster guy promises to cut an $18.5M wide hole in his pocket to distribute moneyOnly IF he finds his lost 8000 bitcoin hard drive.His 2 'robot dogs' (that's right, robo doggies) are helping him look for the hard drive in a landfill as I write.Read more...

Tesla sold 75% of their bitcoin in Q2

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Titty Thursday

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See y'all next week.

Rohit

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