- DECRYPTO 30
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- Like getting fucked but with a lube
We’re back with the world’s shortest, à la mode crypto news for you.
Crypto saving lives in Ukraine, Gaza, and Afghanistan
Butt fucking war, banks closed, citizens locked out of accounts.
But trades (food, vests) continue.
Thanks to the lightning-speed transfers of crypto.
Like getting raped by the government (non-literal) but with lube.
ETH getting 'bossed up' to ETH 2.0
Ξth is going from proof-of-work to proof-of-stake
Meaning…
Every transaction will now be correctly and efficiently reviewed by a few chosen computers...
Instead of 1000s of computers.
Fewer computers = less damage to mother nature.
How they’re chosen?By God? lol no.
Solana releasing a new crypto phone (Saga) on May 2023. You buying?
Benefits?
Solana Pay
Vault: Now your phone = your wallet (Still empty tho)
Create apps using SMS (Solana Mobile Stack) technology, and sell without any costs. $10M funding available for devs
See y'all next week.
Rohit
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